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Monday, 20 March 2006

  • To celebrate my return to xanga, we're going to play a game called, "Does the bum get a dollar?"

    Please cast your vote, and, if necessary, provide a short explanation as to why you feel that the bum should get the dollar.

Friday, 04 November 2005

  • SUAT '05 (StayUpAThon 2005) finally happened, and everyone seemed to enjoy it.
    Apparently, though, not everyone got the message about it being a "pilgrims and
    indians" dress up event.  On top of that, of the brave souls who did dress up, nobody
    wanted to be a pilgrim, so it was an entirely indian event.  According to my history book,
    the pilgrims brought the pumpkin pie.  This year we broke the rules....either that or we
    indians attacked and killed all the pilgrims...and took their pie.  there was pecan pie also.

    I learned several lessons at this year's event:

    #1:  Girls just arent capable of understanding or truly appreciating Bruce Campbell.

    #2:  Stalking and killing is tought work.  Here, Nate and I review our skills:



    #3:  My fashion sense is terrible.  I can't even pick decent indian attire.  Nate ended up
    winning the  best costume award....now why didnt I think of wearing old pants on my
    head?....I'm the worst indian ever:


    I fully intend to learn from our SUAT '05 mistakes.  Next year's party will be bigger and
    better, and maybe next time we won't kill the pilgrims.  So, to all you who almost dressed
    as pilgrims, but were afraid we would kill you, I am hereby mandating a truce.  You bring
    pie and nobody gets hurt.

    Stay tuned for details on the next party:  Geeks and Greeks I:  Pythagoras Unleashed

Monday, 29 August 2005

  • It's been a while since I last posted....a long long long while.  Thanks to the persistence of good pals like Dan, I have decided to post.  Although, right now Hurricane Katrina is ripping my house down, so I feel kinda sad....kinda helpless....I dont know what I should do....I have questions with no answers....then I remembered.  Our dog, Ginger, is the smartest dog in the world (notice the prescription doggy safety glasses).  She is old and lazy, which is another way of saying wise and resourceful. 

    I asked her what we were going to do with all the blown down trees and stuff from the bad weather.  She responded, ::bark::..... I should have known.  People pay tons of money for tree bark.  It's the best mulch ever.  Thanks, Ginger....ps, anyone need mulch?

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